Meet us at Hickory Farms.

You grab your just-mailed driver’s license, hop in your bitchin’ ride (well, your older sibling’s bitchin’ ride, but they’re sleeping, so fair game), and head to the only place on Earth that matters… the mall. From food court staples to arcade games to stuff you definitely got at Spencer Gifts, this radical KUNUFLEX™ button down is a tubular time capsule perfectly preserving the awesomeness that was the mall in the 1980s.

Ever run into your teacher while shopping? Weird, right?